19 October 2006

Time for a silly joke or two

OIt is time for me to say Enough!, No more! and what better to do that but tell a few crap jokes? This us the one Irishman joke I enjoy because of the sting in its tail:

An Irishman was looking for work in London. He goes to a building site where the Foreman says to him that he can have a job if he can answer this one simple question:

"What is the difference between a girder and a joist"

The Irishman looks the foreman in the face and says:

"That's simple. Girder wrote Faust and Joist wrote Ulysses"

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other - EILEEN, Boom. boom!

What do you call a man with a family of rabbits up his arse? WARREN

I thangyou!

I won't give up the day job

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No idea.


Q: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

A: Still no idea.

jams o donnell said...

What's the difference between a rotten shot and a constipated owl?

One can shoot but not hit.....

roman said...

What's brown and sits on a piano?

Beethoven's Last Movement..

jams o donnell said...

Lol Roman.. What is the definition of Urgh? when granny slips her tongue in when kissing you goodbye

roman said...

jams,

Thanks for that sensory nightmare. Memo to self: pick up more mouthwash on way home.

jams o donnell said...

Err I don't know how to answer that one!