20 June 2007

This blog is not just rated certificate puerile but...

What's My Blog Rated? From Mingle2 - Free Online Dating

This rating is based on 11 uses of the word gay, 4 deaths, 3 pains. 2 kills and one bastard! I am surprised to report that it is got a higher classification than Sonia-belle (definitely NSFW!) who can manage a mere R rating!

Ah well let's try for an X - certificate: pooh, bum, willie, boobs and knockers!

13 comments:

Frank Partisan said...

Where are blogs rated?

Anonymous said...

In the words of Flanders and Swann:

"Ma's out, Pa's out, Let's talk rude!
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers."

jams o donnell said...

Ah just click on the image Ren. It's pretty daft but it amused me. God help us if if scanned images too, then it would shriek and run at some blogs!

Nice one Roger. THere's nothing like old style kiddie swearing!

Stacie said...

How amusing. I came up with "G", which suggests it isn't screening comments.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I beat you Jams! The Smiling Infidel registers an R rating due to my excessive mentioning of the words 'gay' and 'queer.' What?!!!? Doesn't that mean happy and odd, respectively?

Oh, if the ladies at church could only see me now.....

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Wait, I just went back and read it again. Since when does NC-17 beat an R? Crap. Expect more profanity and naughtiness from me in the days to come. I'm on a quest to beat you, jams. It's a matter of American Pride.

Garth said...

According to that program The Far Queue is rated PG (Parental Guidance)... hahahahahahahaha...
never send a machine to do a censor's job

Anonymous said...

I got 'R' cos of
*dead (4x) * crack (2x) * sex (1x)

jams o donnell said...

It's only the text on the front page it picks up so comments with dozens of expletives would not be picked up Stacie

Ha Ewbl you will have to turn the Smiling Infidel into the Swearin' infidel! I had to check up (not familiar with US film ratings) but NC 17 is used where X used to.. Isn't it? Well the gaunlet is down EWBL and I will have to raise the bar. welcome not to the Poor Mouth but to the POTTY MOUTH!

Pah Pisces, you're not trying hard enough!!!

It's pretty amazing Gert - who wrote the code for this? someone who thinks Damn is a terrible blasphemy??

sonia said...

So I only got an R rating! Apparently, it only scans written words. I must be too polite!

jams o donnell said...

Pretty daft isn't it!

Shaz said...

Next time Andy's doing DIY I might video him, then I'll be x-rated f***, c***, b****** etc etc

jams o donnell said...

Make sure you transcribe to ensure it picks up the words Shaz. Given what it picks up I thjink you would make it explode in horror!